Entry: Slurpee
(slərp’ē)
Of Heavenous English. Liquid noun.
1. A cascading rush of fructosciously frozen water.
2. The corporate world’s gift of July 11th brain freezes.
3. The singularly existent reason to brave more than your usual masses on your way home from work.
Entry: Las Vegas
(lôs vāɡ’əs)
Of Overpopulated English. Geonoun.
1. A much-too-expensive electric bill.
1(a). A much-too-expensive everything bill.
2. Prime escapist masking of unhappiness, rejection, and self-loathing.
3. A buffet table of the world’s best buffet tables.
4. The inspiration to introverted solitude upon departure.
Entry: city limits
(sit’ē lim’itz)
Of Outed English. Geonoun.
1. The physical point beyond which all responsibility fades into the cloud of smog behind you.
2. A favorite party house for remote, incandescent balls of gas similar in nature to the sun.
3. A motivating force behind music blastation.
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